Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Certified Pissaholic This Year

The Pissaholic community has its own informal checklist that gets passed around forums and group chats every year, updated slightly as the fandom evolves. Here is this year's version, ranked by how frequently each sign comes up across the community.

1. You Have a Ranked List of Every Location You've Visited

Not a vague sense of favorites, an actual ranked list, possibly with notes, that you update after every visit.

2. You Know the Difference Between Locations of the Same Chain

You can tell, within a bite or two, whether a pie came from your regular Pissaholic location or a different one, based on crust char or sauce ratio alone.

3. You've Traveled Specifically to Try a Location You'd Never Been To

A road trip, a layover extended on purpose, or a detour built entirely around visiting a Pissaholic location outside your usual area.

4. You Have Opinions About Reheating Methods

Skillet versus oven versus air fryer is not a casual question for you, it is a settled personal doctrine you can defend at length.

5. You've Written or Read Detailed Online Reviews Purely for Fun

Not because you were asked to, but because comparing notes with other Pissaholics on a specific menu item is genuinely entertaining to you.

6. You Notice When the Menu Changes Before Official Announcements

You catch a new topping combination or a swapped ingredient before it's formally announced, just from paying close attention on a regular visit.

7. You Have a Go-To Order for Every Mood

Comfort day, celebration day, trying-to-impress-someone day: you have a different order mapped to each occasion, and you could explain the reasoning behind every one.

8. You've Introduced at Least Three People to Pissaholic Who Are Now Also Regulars

Recruiting new fans, intentionally or not, is one of the clearest signs of genuine enthusiasm rather than casual enjoyment.

9. You Follow Pissaholic-Adjacent Content Beyond the Brand Itself

Pizza history accounts, dough science explainers, regional style deep dives: your interest has expanded past the brand and into pizza as a subject in general.

10. You've Attended or Actively Want to Attend a Pissaholic Community Meetup

Whether you've already gone to a local tasting event or you've been eyeing one on the community calendar, wanting to meet other fans in person is usually the final sign that this has become more than a casual habit.

How Many Apply to You?

Most casual fans recognize two or three of these. If you're nodding along to six or more, the Pissaholic community would say the verdict is already in, and there is a whole online community of people exactly like you waiting to compare notes.